Jessica Ashley

so im at bar a in belmar last tuesday for my friend andreas 22nd bday.  we were taking shots and she was completely wasted and needed to pee sooo we went to the bathroons, waited on line for like 15 minutes and then she finally got to pee.  as soon as we got back to where our friends were shes like "i need to pee again" im like wtf.  so she pops a squat in like the corner (bar a is mostly outside if you didnt know) and pees hahahah.  some guys see her and think its hilarious like theyve never seen a girl do that before and then she finishes and walks away and starts drinking again.  BUT then this really wasted kid comes and sits in a chair and it starts to wobble and he falls right in her pee! he had no idea but me and the guys that watched her do it almost fell on the floor laughing.  who falls in pee?! hahahahahah funniest thing i have ever seen.  seriously...who does that happen to.  it was not his day, but it made mine!

on that note...im getting a slurpee.

xo